harry visits niall at work. based off my tags on this post. around 1.3k words.
@eoghanmcdermo: I’m on top of an exceptionally high mountain in remote Turkey. Stop following me @onedirection … bastards.
AU MEME:Zayn Malik is an R&B artist, while Niall Horan is a popstar. They duet on stage a few times, and everyone thinks they’re dating. They play along, and flirt via twitter.
Harry doesn’t like guys.
He likes one and only one guy who’s just too dumb to notice.
Or at least that’s what Harry thinks.
A/N: I had this idea lying around and it’s probably really bad, but I haven’t posted a Narry fic in a while and figured why not?
@Harry_Styles: Upside down for what.
NIALL WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IN HIS CLASS PASSED HISTORY OF MAGIC BECAUSE HE HAS NO TROUBLE RETAINING THE DATES AND DETAILS OF EVERY GOBLIN BATTLE
NIALL WOULD ALMOST CRY WHEN HE REALIZED THAT ON A BROOMSTICK YOUR BAD KNEE DOESNT MATTER
NIALL WOULD BEFRIEND EVERY HOUSE ELF IN THE KITCHEN SO HE WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIS COMMON ROOM WITH POCKETS FULL OF EXTRA TREACLE TARTS THEY GAVE HIM
NIALL’S PARENTS ARE MUGGLES WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE TRANSFIGURATION PUNS HE MAKES BUT THEY CHEER LOUDER THAN ANYONE WHEN THEY WATCH HIS PRO QUIDDITCH GAMES
fucking!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY HORAN AT NIALL’S FIRST QUIDDITCH MATCH! NIALL ACCIDENTALLY CHARMING HIS HAIR TO BE LILAC FOR A WEEK AND THEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! HOW TO TURN IT BACK! HOUSE ELF FAVORITE!!!! HIS PATRONUS IS A RAM!!! FAVORITE CLASS IS ASTRONOMY!!!